Tots Man
Pinchy Ponchu says: Wish I had some sidekicks
Post Modern Cat Lady says: They were so good
Post Modern Cat Lady says: But probably made me poosick
Pinchy Ponchu says: Worth it!
Post Modern Cat Lady says: TOTS
Pinchy Ponchu says: Yup
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Damn I need to come visit you so we can go to the TOTS restaurant
Pinchy Ponchu says: Yeah! So many tots!
Pinchy Ponchu says: I just searched for '"tater tots" different flavors portland OR'
Post Modern Cat Lady says: hahahahahahaha
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Success????
Pinchy Ponchu says: No but I think I remember who to ask
Post Modern Cat Lady says: The Tots Man
Post Modern Cat Lady says: He is an expert, a rogue in the world of Tots
Pinchy Ponchu says: Yeah he is made of tater tots
Post Modern Cat Lady says: You can find him in a grimey bar, masked by a haze of smoke, in front of a plate of tots
Pinchy Ponchu says: Cheese single in hand
Post Modern Cat Lady says: He uses a cheese single for a napkin
Post Modern Cat Lady says: to wipe the tots grease from his mouth
Post Modern Cat Lady says: hahahah sorry I am totally cracking myself up here
Pinchy Ponchu says: I think he wears a top hat
Pinchy Ponchu says: But it's made from a jug of chocolate milk
Post Modern Cat Lady says: hahahaha
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Is it full of chocolate milk??
Pinchy Ponchu says: Yes
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Like, when he tips his hat to you, milk pours out and you have to catch it in your mouth
Pinchy Ponchu says: Delicious
Post Modern Cat Lady says: His pockets are full of sidekicks
Pinchy Ponchu says: Does he have a monocle
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Yes
Post Modern Cat Lady says: Of course
Post Modern Cat Lady says: His monocle is a tiny Amy's Roasted Veggie Pizza
Pinchy Ponchu says: HAHAHA
Pinchy Ponchu says: So perfect
Post Modern Cat Lady says: I can't stop laughing
Nov 27th